hi im morgan and i am literally a banana.


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herculeanluxe:

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White people son

are you serious

good

ass-full-of-cass:

idgits-in-the-impala:

ava-ire-girl-on-fire:

lawnpirates:

"50 State Steryotypes (in 2 Minutes)"

omg arkansas

THE NH ONE IS SO TRUE THOUGH LIKE HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW

The Michigan one is 100% spot on

definitely the Michigan one

avas-poltergeist:

indigofactory:

tardis-mind-palace:

fyliloandstitch:

This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. 

I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear 

Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.

I love how he holds his hands and looks at like “honey,no.”

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unrightful:

reading something that breaks your heart to the point where you feel physically sick is probably one of the worst things ever

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Wish I Could Be…

thatsempowering:

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Look at this burrito
Isn’t it neat-o
Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete-o
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl, the girl who has…everything. 
I’ve got nachos, and tortillas a plenty. 
I’ve got tacos and taquitos galore.
You want enchiladas? I’ve got twenty!
But who cares, no big deal. Por favor!!!!